The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone
without getting a little on yourself
It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
How should they answer?
Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!