Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant is an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. ...more

Birth: December 09, 1933

Please don’t lie to me, unless, you’re sure I’ll never find out the truth.

Topic(s): Life , Lying , Humor

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Topic(s): People , Kind , Needs

If you think communication is all talking, you haven’t been listening.

Topic(s): Thinking , Ifs , Mind

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Topic(s): Trying , Life Is , Known

Do you believe in apathy at first sight?

Topic(s): Believe , Firsts , Sight

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

Topic(s): Soul , Responsibility , Circumstances

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

Topic(s): Worry , Birthday , 60th Birthday

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

Topic(s): Ifs , Believe , Don't Believe

If you can’t go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

Topic(s): Ifs , Conflict , Over It

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

Topic(s): Needs , Successful , Teacher

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I’ll always need – tremendous self control.

Topic(s): Mind , Needs , Long

It’s good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Topic(s): Ifs , Knows , Enough

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