Sorrow, like rain makes roses and mud.
The only thing in the world we really possess is our knowledge of the truth.
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.
Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.
The hardest fact in the world to accept is the inevitable mixture of evil with good in all things.
The American government is a rule of the people, by the people, for the bosses.
Those who cook up stories will get into hot water.
And death, that sits in marble silence cold, Will furnish hope to those who may behold The meaning in the everlasting change Of all that dies, returning, wondrous strange.
The Son of the Carpenter made the door of heaven so low that you must either take off your plumes or stoop humbly to enter it.
There are ten church-members by inheritance for one by conviction.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.