When you have a steady job you’re more inspired to broaden yourself.

Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn’t take anything drastic. You needn’t be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.

When my daughter was younger we showed her all the great musicals. And the great dramas and great comedies, and the one that she took to the most was Some Like It Hot.

Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.