I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.
The essence of childhood, of course, is play.
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that’s when they stop arguing.
For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next.
I don’t have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
Among the guitarists, Wes Montgomery is fantastic. He’s always good to let you know what the art form is all about. It’s the same still life that everybody is painting, but in comes Wes Montgomery, and it’s right there!