Bill Maher Quotes

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

Denying racism is the new racism.

The only rule Republicans play by is ‘the people who win make the rules.’ Power talks, losers walk.

I’m over COVID. I was never scared of it. I was always scared of the reaction to it, and as this has played out that only proved to be more true for me. I’m sure many people feel different, but that’s me. It was never that virulent a threat, I thought, to people who were in good health.

All the Hillary equivocators from 2016, the people who said she was racist, not really that different from Trump, the ones who voted third party, the ones who stayed home because, ‘you know, the lesser of two evils,’ sorry, but you all have to eat it one more time.

It looks like the left-wing media just buried the story because it wasn’t part of their narrative and that’s why people don’t trust the media.

The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

Being a conservative also used to involve the concept of people being free to do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn’t hurt somebody else. Conservatives used to be very libertarian.

This idea of purity and you’re never compromised, and you’re always politically woke and all that stuff — you should get over that quickly.

Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother’s battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft palate. And John McCain told how he once carried a brain dead woman through an entire campaign.