Bill Murray Quotes

William James Murray is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, and writer. Known for his deadpan delivery, he first rose to fame on Saturday Night Live, a series of performances that earned him his first Emmy Award, and later starred in comedy films—including Meatballs (1979), Caddyshack (1980), Stripes (1981), Tootsie (1982), Ghostbusters (1984), Scrooged (1988), Ghostbusters II (1989), What About Bob? ...more

Birth: September 21, 1950

Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.

Topic(s): Feels , Humans , Moments

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.

Topic(s): Years , Two , Funny

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

Topic(s): Life , Dresses , Rehearsal

I feel like I’m a better person when I’m quieter.

Topic(s): Feels , Persons , Better Person

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Topic(s): Alcohol , Versions , Liquid

I’ve got kids and that’s important. It’s funny, you think that there’s an expiration date on them and there just isn’t.

Topic(s): Thinking , Important , Kids

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.

Topic(s): Unusual , Chicks , Underwear

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

Topic(s): Mess , Zombie

People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.

Topic(s): People , Firsts , Successful

You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

Topic(s): Knows , Forget , Never Forget

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It’s not for the acting, that’s for sure.

Topic(s): Thinking , Wells , Film

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

Topic(s): Acting , Campaigns , Awards

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Bill Murray Quotes