Bill Murray Quotes

You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they’re reading the damn screen. That’s more reading than people used to do.

That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.

I try to be available for life to happen to me. We’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you’re available, life gets huge. You’re really living it.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

I don’t really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.

I don’t have to take this abuse from you — I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.

I don’t want to have a relationship with someone if I’m not going to work with them.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That’s it.

I’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.