Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
Love is all about… whistles.
I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn’t. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn’t rely on offensive, edgy material because I think it was an exercise in trying to write without that. Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
My whole family thinks I’m gay, I guess it’s always been that way. Maybe it’s ’cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like… boys.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
