Bob Hope Quotes

Sir Bob Hope KBE, KC*SG, KSS was a British-American stand-up comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author. With a career that spanned nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, with 54 feature films with Hope as star, including a series of seven "Road" musical comedy movies with Bing Crosby as Hope's top-billed partner. ...more

Birth: May 29, 1903 - Death: July 27, 2003

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Topic(s): Long , Age , Growing

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Topic(s): Believe , Feels , Stills

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Topic(s): Ifs , Nations , Worry

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Topic(s): Comedy , Essence , Timing

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Topic(s): Television , Boxes , Entertainment

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Topic(s): Golf , Beach , Grass

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

Topic(s): People , Years , Has Beens

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Topic(s): Years , Materials , Ads

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me.

Topic(s): Ifs , Men , Stuff

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.

Topic(s): Book , Hard , House

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he’s lost it. The string came off!

Topic(s): Lost , Balls , Golf

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