Bob Hope Quotes

Sir Bob Hope KBE, KC*SG, KSS was a British-American stand-up comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author. With a career that spanned nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, with 54 feature films with Hope as star, including a series of seven "Road" musical comedy movies with Bing Crosby as Hope's top-billed partner. ...more

Birth: May 29, 1903 - Death: July 27, 2003

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Topic(s): Ifs , Giving , Kind

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Topic(s): Long , Age , Growing

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Topic(s): Believe , Feels , Stills

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Topic(s): Golf , Beach , Grass

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Topic(s): Television , Boxes , Entertainment

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Topic(s): Comedy , Essence , Timing

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Topic(s): Ifs , Nations , Worry

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Topic(s): Funny , Humor , Speech

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Topic(s): Hate , Inspiration , Benefits

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Topic(s): Made , Funny , Successful

Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Topic(s): Lying , Fun , Courses

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Topic(s): People , Knows , Bigs

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Bob Hope Quotes