Don’t compare yourself with someone else’s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I’m experiencing.

You can’t get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

I constantly walk into a room and I don’t remember why. But for some reason, I think there’s going to be a clue in the fridge.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, ‘Girls the most important thing in life to remember is…’ ‘Daddy, what is it?’ ‘What’s what, honey?’ ‘The most important thing in life to remember.’ ‘Oh, what’s that?’

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I’m not a braggy mother but she is gifted – with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

You can always tell when someone’s lying to you, because they’re male.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.