Charlaine Harris Quotes

Charlaine Harris Schulz is an American author who specializes in mysteries. She is best known for the adaptations of her series The Southern Vampire Mysteries, which was adapted as the TV series True Blood.

Birth: November 25, 1951

I love you, Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t. That’s what you all keep saying, I answered. But it doesn’t seem to get me any happier.

Following Simon’s adventures is like being the pinball in an especially antic game, but it’s well worth the wear and tear.

Topic(s): Wells , Games , Tears

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.

Topic(s): Humans , Ideas , Hate

It’s called Two and a Half Men, Dermot was telling his guest. I understand, Bellenos said. Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t. I think so, Dermot said. Don’t you think the son is useless? The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him, Bellenos said.

Topic(s): Thinking , Men , Two

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

Topic(s): Beautiful , Very Beautiful , Eric

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.

Topic(s): Enough , Running , Rooms

It wasn’t enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.

Topic(s): Enough , Insulted , Kidnapped

He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone’s pumpkin.

Topic(s): Looks , Frost , Pumpkin

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

Topic(s): Should , Vampire

I want to be first. I know that’s selfish, and maybe unattainable, and maybe shallow. But I just want to come first with someone. If that’s wrong of me, so be it. I’ll be wrong. But that’s the way I feel. (Sookie Stackhouse)