I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.
He told me just to keep the ball low.
After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day – that’s hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
I’m playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I’ll caddie for Jack.
I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big.
