Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.
Vacation cruises are advertised as luxurious journeys to exotic places, but a chief pleasure is the reading of books … . On steamer chairs topside or poolside, in the lounges, everywhere you see men and women with their noses in books, devouring them for hours.
Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.
As for family values, they are whatever they are – some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don’t waste my time, don’t B.S. me, I wasn’t born yesterday.
She gave him such a look… Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
It’s a beautiful descent in a 737, into the Bitterroot Valley, following the Clark Fork River, on a perfect golden autumn day.
God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
Every show is your last show. That’s my philosophy.
Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.
You now have learned enough to see That Cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind. For some are sane and some are mad And some are good and some are bad And some are better, some are worse ? But all may be described in verse.
Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.