Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for kids and I’m in there and I’m supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
I don”t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It”s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
I don’t know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with – if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him – I think that’s a man’s way of tuning out.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
You know it’s funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it’s curious that they don’t do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don’t.
I play basketball on Sundays and I’m a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
I’m very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don’t look at other moms.
I think I look great in green, and I’m going to start wearing more green.