George Carlin Quotes

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.

Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

I think it’s important to break taboos for the same reason it’s important to break laws and rules – because either you’re a slave to them, or you’re taking matters into your hands.