Love Expands

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.