I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.