Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.
I tried to log on to the Obamacare website today. I don’t think I’m doing it right. I lost 300 bucks playing Texas Hold ‘Em.
Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count Hillary in 2016.
U.N. weapons inspectors found empty chemical warheads in Iraq. So, the question everyone is asking now is how did Sean Penn miss this?
President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, ‘Sorry, that number has been disconnected.’
President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
Regulations force people to do better.
Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn’t know there were so many Republicans.
President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.
If Arnold is elected, you know who I’d feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you’re about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it’s your reprieve, and you hear ‘Hasta la vista, baby.’
Show business is like Champagne. You’ll appreciate it more if you don’t drink it everyday
President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme – Safer, Stronger, and Tested. Isn’t that a condom ad?