Joe Rogan Quotes

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

People are getting really turned off by it. They’re not getting anything of value from the conversation that’s happening on these debates that are really like political reality TV. They are completely set up for conflict and confrontation to drive up ratings so … the corporate media can make more money.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

I can’t vote for that guy. I’d rather vote for Trump than [Biden]. I don’t think he can handle anything. You’re relying entirely on his cabinet. If you want to talk about an individual leader who can communicate, he can’t do that. And we don’t know what the fuck he’ll be like after a year in office.

There’s only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You’re dumb, or 2. You’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.

I think there’s people who don’t value truth, they don’t value honesty, I think they just want to win.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.

Hey, I might move to Texas. If California continues to be this restrictive, I don’t know if this is a good place to live. First of all, it’s extremely expensive — the taxes here are ridiculous. And if they really say that we can’t do standup until 2022, or some shit like that, I might jet.