If Obama’s a tyrant, then he’s pretty lame for a tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can’t get cloture? Very few.
What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.
Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
It’s a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights…
After going to war against the U.N.’s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.’s help. It’s the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: ‘Mom, I’m not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.’
As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal – in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.
The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn’t even know they had.
Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?
After a long investigation the SEC has fined Halliburton $7.5 million for issuing fraudulent statements exaggerating their profits in 1998 and 1999 during which their CEO was – oh who was it? Oh that’s right. … Cheney himself has not been implicated in the scandal and according to Cheney’s lawyer there is no allegation whatsoever that he acted in any way other than in the best interests of the company and its shareholders. And you know what? It’s still true today.
I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.
