If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.
You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don’t let yourself indulge in vain wishes.
There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
Peter’s Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.
The modern child will answer you back before you’ve said anything.
Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.
A man convinced against his will is not convinced.