Mark Twain Quotes

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you smile.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.