Mark Twain Quotes

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you smile.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Don’t wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.