Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain, whose real name is Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. Among Twain's novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), the latter often called "The Great American Novel". ...more

Birth: November 30, 1835 - Death: April 21, 1910

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Topic(s): Life , Love , Priorities

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Topic(s): Inspirational , Life , Funny

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you smile.

Topic(s): Inspirational , Life , Love

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Topic(s): Inspirational , Life , Motivational

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Topic(s): Inspirational , Wisdom , Religion

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Topic(s): Motivational , Fighting , Spirit

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Topic(s): Amount , Evidence , Idiot

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Topic(s): Remember , Truth Is , Honesty

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Topic(s): Reason , Funny , Politics

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

Topic(s): Ifs , Want , Giving

Don’t wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Topic(s): Human Nature , Likes , Dirty

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Topic(s): Inspirational , Life , Motivational

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Mark Twain Quotes