Mark Twain Quotes

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you smile.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.