Mark Twain Quotes

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink – under any circumstances.

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can’t forget. Those are your ‘friends

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.