P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. … Government contains impure ingredients – as anybody who’s looked at Congress can tell you. … government practices deceptive advertising. And the merest glance at the federal budget is enough to convict the government of perjury, extortion, and fraud. … in a nutshell: government should be against the law. Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers? Or maybe the people in Texas were attacked because of child abuse. But, if child abuse was the issue, why didn’t Janet Reno tear-gas Woody Allen?