Scott Adams Quotes

People who have no sense of humor are not aware of it. There, I just explained 35% of life.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity – except in politics where it’s called leadership.

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that’s O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

I used to be stupid but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

Everyone says there’s a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.