Steve Harvey Quotes

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here so you can always remind yourself the next time a man steps to you: a man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.

I don’t see the women as a problem. The women are doing all they can do. They’re heading up households; they’re single parents; they’re breadwinners; they’re the ‘mamas,’ they’re the ‘daddies,’ they’re the ‘uncles.’ They take the kids to school; they take them to doctors, you know? They take them to games. I see it all the time.

The number one cause of failure in this country is the fear of failure.

Your setback is just a setup for your comeback.

If I were an animal, I’d probably be a bald eagle, since I’m already bald and I love to fish. But I’d probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I’m afraid of flying.

You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you’re in trouble.

There’s no such thing as luck. These are blessings. God endows them upon you. He makes you a blessing to become a blessing.

It’s a woman’s right to know a man’s intentions upfront. Because, once you get emotionally attached to a man and you sleep with him, it’s too late.

Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you’ve got something to share.

Do what you say you’re going to do! People can do nothing but respect that.

The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.

I’m just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don’t you think you got to be perfect ’cause I ain’t.