Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it.
Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn’t have a fireplace.
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I’ve seen statues of him on people’s pianos.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That’s because he moved twice.
You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky… to Igor Stravinsky!
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.