Victor Borge Quotes

Børge Rosenbaum known professionally as Victor Borge ( BOR-gə), was a Danish comedian, conductor, and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe.

Birth: January 03, 1909 - Death: December 23, 2000

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

Topic(s): Inspirational , Smile , Curves

I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it.

Topic(s): Mind , Used , Growing

Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

Topic(s): Wells , War , Funny

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

Topic(s): Funny , Wife , Married

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn’t have a fireplace.

Topic(s): Home , Father , Fire

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I’ve seen statues of him on people’s pianos.

Topic(s): People , Knows , Arms

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

Topic(s): White , Too Much , Notes

How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.

Topic(s): Sleep , Nice , Knowing

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That’s because he moved twice.

Topic(s): Three , Moved , Flats

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky… to Igor Stravinsky!

Topic(s): May , Awards , Explaining

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Topic(s): Funny , Differences , Sarcastic

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Victor Borge Quotes