Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn’t speak their language.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we’ve heard in fairy tales.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn’t funny anymore.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.