Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Zachary Knight Galifianakis is an American actor, comedian, and writer who came to prominence with his Comedy Central Presents special in 2001 and presented his own show called Late World with Zach on VH1 the following year. He has also starred in films, such as The Hangover trilogy (2009–2013), Due Date (2010), Puss in Boots (2011), The Campaign (2012), Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014), Masterminds (2016), and The Lego Batman Movie (2017). ...more

Birth: October 01, 1969

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

I’m Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

Topic(s): Body , Produce , Greek

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it’s in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

Topic(s): Growing Up , Drink , My Family

It’s not good for comedy to be like, ‘Thanks for liking me’. Being popular is poison.

Topic(s): Comedy , Thanks , Poison

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

Topic(s): Hard , Stuff , Lines

Don’t boo people! Don’t boo! Be more specific! Like, ‘WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!’

Topic(s): People , Funny , Hate

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn’t seem too preachy because you’re also making people laugh, so it’s really kind of a good tool for messaging.

Topic(s): People , Thinking , Kind

I’d like to do a reality show with four white people…who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called…Cracker Hunt.

Topic(s): People , Reality , Funny

I kind of put myself out there as is. I’m a quiet person. I don’t know if that’s surprising. I’m a Pilates junkie.

Topic(s): Ifs , Kind , Persons

If you read my blog, you know I’m a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Topic(s): Ifs , Knows , Mean

I don’t really have a pattern yet. I don’t know if I’ll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don’t have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

Topic(s): Ifs , Knows , Integrity

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before.

Topic(s): Problem , Funny , Humor

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