Macho does not prove mucho
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.