- Anthony Macias
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score. A box score does not properly represent the most important thing – team play. It shows some guy scoring 27 points, but it doesn’t show that my 27-point man let his guy score 30.
I don’t care who wins because I go to sporting events to scream. It’s the one place on the planet you can shout anything you want. You can bellow at will, and nobody will bother you. I yell things like, ‘My life sucks! Dan Quayle is a schmuck! If I don’t have sex soon, I’m going to explode!’ Parents turn to their kids as I leave the stadium and go, ‘Hey, there goes a great fan.