Relationships are based on four principles: respect, understanding, acceptance and appreciation.

Four things to learn in life: To think clearly without hurry or confusion; To love everybody sincerely; To act in everything with the highest motives; To trust God unhesitatingly.

Tie two birds together. They will not be able to fly, even though they now have four wings.

We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.

After four hundred years of slave labor, we have some back pay coming, a bill owed to us that must be collected.

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don’t… Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe…same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat’s testicles, it’s all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.