Mindfulness is a quality that’s always there. It’s an illusion that there’s a meditation and post-meditation period, which I always find amusing, because you’re either mindful or you’re not.

Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

There was that half-smirk again, playing around his lips, as if he was deciding whether the situation was amusing enough to warrant a full smile.