Bill Hicks Quote: No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. B...

No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.

- Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Quotes

- Henry Ford

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

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- Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Topic(s): Thinking , Christian , Funny , Religious , Church , Religion , Humor , Car , Sitting , Garage , Funny Religious More...

- George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Topic(s): Life , Funny , Comedy , Humor , Car , Humorous , Safety , Driving , Witty , Comedian , Faster , Idiot , Anger , Sarcastic , Traffic , Jerk , Moron , Maniacs , Complainers , Driving Cars , Driving On , Car Driving , Drive Safely , Driving Fast More...

- Prince Philip

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Topic(s): Men , Inspirational , Funny , Wife , Car , Marriage , New Car , Opening Doors More...

- Prince

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!

Topic(s): Men , Mean , Two , Funny , Car , Doors , Opening , New Car More...

- Jonathan Haidt

Trying to run Congress without human relationships is like trying to run a car without motor oil. Should we be surprised when the whole thing freezes up?

Topic(s): Trying , Should , Humans , Running , Whole , Car , Congress , Oil , Motor , Human Relations , Freeze , Human Relationships , Motor Oil More...

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- Bill Hicks

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