Garrison Keillor Quotes
Best quotes by Garrison Keillor
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

- Garrison Keillor

- Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor Quotes
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