Gillian Flynn Quote: It was that summer, too, that I bega...

It was that summer, too, that I began the cutting, and was almost as devoted to it as my newfound loveliness. I adored tending to myself, wiping a shallow red pool of my blood away with a damp washcloth to magically reveal, just above my naval: queasy. Applying alcohol with dabs of a cottonball, wispy shreds sticking to the bloody lines of: perky. I had a dirty streak my senior year, which I later rectified.

- Gillian Flynn

Gillian Flynn Quotes

- Charles Darwin

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Topic(s): Men , Species , Alcohol , Drunk , Wiser , Monkeys , Alcoholism , Origin Of Species , Getting Drunk , Brandy , Being Drunk More...

- Quentin R. Bufogle

99% of all problems can be solved by money — and for the other 1% there’s alcohol.

Topic(s): Humor , Money , Alcohol , Problem Solving

- Frank Zappa

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Topic(s): Ifs , Kind , Needs , Real , Country , Helping , Political , Funny , Team , Football , Drink , Weapons , Drinking , Humorous , Alcohol , Witty , Nuclear , Beer , Drunk , Hops , Nuclear Weapons , Drank , Whiskey , Airline , Prohibition , Alcoholism , Football Team , Drinkers , Pubs , Funny Drinking , Drinking Beer , Drinking Alcohol , Booze , Beer Drinking , Great Drinking , Alcohol Drinking , Funny Alcohol , Brewing , Drinking Funny , Great Alcohol , Funny Beer , Funny Beer Drinking , Drinking Whiskey , Great Beer , Brewing Beer , Beer Drinkers , Whiskey Drinking , Cocktail Drinks , Craft Beer , Beer And Wine , Brewers , Don't Drink Alcohol , Beer And Love , Beer Love , Liquor Funny , Irish Beer , College Drinking , Short Drinking , Drinking With Friends , Drunk Man , Short Beer , Funny Bar More...

- Thomas Fuller

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

Topic(s): Running , Funny , Humor , Drinking , Alcohol , Holes , Drinkers More...

- Lady Gaga

I write about what I know: sex, pornography, art, fame obsession, drugs, and alcohol. I mean, why would anyone care to listen to me if I wasn’t an expert in what I write about?