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Best quotes by Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

- Groucho Marx

- Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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