I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

Years ago, women sat in the kitchen drinking coffee and discussing life. Now they discuss the same topics while they run.

First dentistry was painless.Then bicycles were chainless,Carriages were horseless,And many laws enforceless.Next cookery was fireless,Telegraphy was wireless,Cigars were nicotineless,And coffee caffeineless.Soon oranges were seedless,The putting green was weedless,The college boy was hatless,The proper diet fatless.New motor roads are dustless,The latest steel is rustless,Our tennis courts are sodless,Our new religion–godless.

Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food.

The customer deserves to receive exactly what we have promised to produce – a clean room, a hot cup of coffee, a nonporous casing, a trip to the moon on goassamer wings.