Haste is a poor counselor

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.

It is a foolish sheep that makes the wolf his counselor.

Time is the wisest counselor of all.

Abuse counselors say of the abusive client: When he looks at himself in the morning and sees his dirty face, he sets about washing the mirror.

That was a mistake, I guess, going out to California. They have these things called guidance counselors in high school. They drink a lot of herbal tea.