Browsing Topic Best Cat Quotes

Please find below a curated list of 2,065 of The Best Cat Quotes by notable women and men. Please consider sharing with others any of the Cat Quotes that resonate.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it.

What greater gift than the love of a cat.

Topic(s): Cat , Animal , Humanity

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Topic(s): Cat , Funny , Animal

Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.

Topic(s): Cat , Thinking , Dog

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Topic(s): Cat , People , Dog

With dogs and people, it’s love in big splashy colours. When you’re involved with a cat, you’re dealing in pastels.

Topic(s): Cat , People , Bigs

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.

Topic(s): Cat , Ifs , Men

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Topic(s): Cat , Knows , Animal

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Topic(s): Cat , Mean , Two

Cats are a standing rebuke to behavioral scientists wanting to know how the minds of animals work. The mind of a cat is an unscrutable mystery.

Topic(s): Cat , Mind , Animal

The mouse is wise, but the cat is wiser.

Topic(s): Cat , Wisdom , Wise

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Topic(s): Cat , Men , Life

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

Topic(s): Cat , Dog , Gentleman

Cats – a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures.

Topic(s): Cat , Humans , Creatures

Intelligence in the cat is underrated.

Topic(s): Cat , Underrated

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

Topic(s): Cat , Mad , Remarkable

Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

Topic(s): Cat , Men , Forgotten

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Topic(s): Cat , Fighting , Humor

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

Topic(s): Cat , May , Today

Without doubt cats are intellectuals who have been, by some mysterious decree of Providence, deprived of the comfort of the word.

Topic(s): Cat , Doubt , Comfort

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.

Topic(s): Cat , Ifs , Enjoy

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

Topic(s): Cat , Humans , Said

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Topic(s): Cat , Speak , Animal

Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.

Topic(s): Cat , Play , Literature

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits!

Topic(s): Cat , Country , Born

Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, suicides, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, condoms, peccaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc., etc.

Topic(s): Cat , War , Shows

We Jews have put issue upon issue to the American people. Then we promote both sides of the issue as confusion reigns. With their eye’s fixed on the issues, they fail to see who is behind every scene. We Jews toy with the American public as a cat toys with a mouse.

Topic(s): Cat , People , Eye

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Topic(s): Cat , Writing , Inspirational

Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up.

Topic(s): Cat , World , Trying

I cannot persuade myself that a beneficient and omnipotent God would have designedly created…that a cat should play with mice.

Topic(s): Cat , Should , Play

A mouse who wishes to fool the cat doesn’t simply scamper out of its hole whenever it feels the slightest urge.

Topic(s): Cat , Feels , Wish

Want me to sell my soul, just so I can go gold. You can have the cars, clothes the jewerlies, the houses and hos. Cats do anything for a little bit of fame and a little bit of change. Industry snakes, they ain’t friendly. Thought she loved me, she just tricked me.