Browsing Topic Best Cat Quotes

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it.

What greater gift than the love of a cat.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

We Jews have put issue upon issue to the American people. Then we promote both sides of the issue as confusion reigns. With their eye’s fixed on the issues, they fail to see who is behind every scene. We Jews toy with the American public as a cat toys with a mouse.

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits!

I’m a real pussy cat – with an iron tail.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I don’t care if the cat is black or white, I just want it to kill the mice.

What a luxury a cat is, the moments of shocking and startling pleasure in a day, the feel of the beast, the soft sleekness under your palm, the warmth when you wake on a cold night, the grace and charm even in a quite ordinary workaday puss. Cat walks across your room, and in that lonely stalk you see leopard or even panther, or it turns its head to acknowledge you and the yellow blaze of those eyes tells you what an exotic visitor you have here, in this household friend, the cat who purrs as you stroke, or rub his chin, or scratch his head.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

With dogs and people, it’s love in big splashy colours. When you’re involved with a cat, you’re dealing in pastels.

It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

The mouse is wise, but the cat is wiser.

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.

Hyphens, like cats, are capable of arousing tenderness or shudders.

Cats are a standing rebuke to behavioral scientists wanting to know how the minds of animals work. The mind of a cat is an unscrutable mystery.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats.

It is in their eyes that their magic resides.

Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It’s a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

In the dark, all cats are grey.

Prince Charming is very nice and very honest and very confident in who he is and funny and knows how to have a kick-ass fun time. Is willing to melt away so that nothing else exists in the world except himself and his princess and loves food and cats and every life form except human beings which is not necessary.

If Men and Women took their Pleasures as noisily as the Cats, what Londoner could ever hope to sleep of nights?

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Very few people have no opinions about cats.

Want me to sell my soul, just so I can go gold. You can have the cars, clothes the jewerlies, the houses and hos. Cats do anything for a little bit of fame and a little bit of change. Industry snakes, they ain’t friendly. Thought she loved me, she just tricked me.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.