Best Clueless Quotes

Men, specifically in the West, have no rights of passage, no way to know when they become a man. Everywhere else in the world you gotta kill a lion or stab a shark, or go on some journey, and you come back and you’re a man. But here in the West, we’re really kind of clueless as to what makes us a man.

Corporate irony not only ridicules the thing it is selling but the very act of selling it. In the process it disarms critics by making anyone who goes against the flow of commerce seem clueless.

My first audition was an open call and I had no picture and no resume – that’s how clueless I was. I just thought I could show up.

I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it’s pretty hard. There’s desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It’s hard to try to figure it out. I’ve never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them… they’re so terrible! It’s so embarrassing.

I was totally clueless about social interaction, and completely scared of girls. All I knew was that music was going to make girls fall in love with me.

I offer a better way for America with ideas that actually work, a reformed tax code that rewards free enterprise instead of just enterprising lobbyists. A reformed health care system that operates by free choice instead of by force and doesn’t leave you answering to cold, clueless bureaucrats. A commitment to a renewed commitment to building a 21st Century military and giving our veterans the care that they were promised and the care that they earned.

Nobody knows anything. I deal with people in all walks of life, some of whom should have some idea of what they’re doing. And they’re all clueless. It’s astonishing that any bridges stay up, or that planes don’t constantly plummet from the sky. It’s heartening, in a strange way.

I think what’s happening is companies are trying to maximize shareholder value and I think they realized that if they could hire more effectively, they would. What I’m suggesting, though, is that human resources departments in most companies have become so detached – have become such a bureaucracy – that they have become clueless. They don’t realize that the processes they have put in place have very little to do with recruiting, retaining and bringing on talent.

Everyone looked pensive, which is good cover-up for clueless.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just clueless. Now that I’m a mom, I see what the fuss was all about!

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.

A leader tuned out of his internal world will be rudderless; one blind to the world of others will be clueless; those indifferent to the larger systems within which they operate will be blindsided.

People tend to be clueless about prices. Contrary to economic theory, we don’t really decide between A and B by consulting our invisible price tags and purchasing the one that yields the higher utility, he says. We make do with guesstimates and a vague recollection of what things are supposed to cost.

I am recognized a lot for Clueless, but I am recognized a great deal for The Princess Bride. I dont know… maybe everybody who has seen that movie just goes out on the street.

Charles Manson loved the Beatles but didn’t understand them. Governor Chris Christie loves Bruce Springsteen but doesn’t understand him. And Paul Ryan is clueless about his favorite band, Rage Against the Machine.

?Experts are clueless.

I don’t have any social media. I’m pretty clueless, but I guess I did it would probably be something around food.

Believe in everything you do cause if you don’t have self-belief, you’ll be clueless.

I saw ‘Clueless’ probably when I was about 8 or 9 years old. And, I had certain films that I would fall asleep so it was ‘Clueless’ for quite a long time, and I used to just watch it every single night and knew every single line, every single quote.

I’m going to admit when I’m clueless, and I’m going to ask people for help when I don’t know the answer to something.

Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.

There are certain things I am clueless about as far as the new technologies. I see these people in front of these computers all day and I don’t know what they are doing – they are doing something, obviously – with Facebook, Instagram and all that. I am aware of it, but basically not in touch.

You remind me of myself Bes continued back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.

In fact, looking back, it seems to me that I was clueless until I was about 50-years-old.

The people who are constantly striving to apply skepticism to everything in their lives, the ones who actually care enough about truth and [care to try to] avoid being wrong, and biased, and prejudiced, and clueless; those are the people we need, and need to be.

I’ve never done a teen movie before, but I certainly could tell you some of the ones I came very close on. I was very close on Clueless and She’s All That.

I’ve watched Clueless as many times as humanly possible. Like, I would run home from school to watch it. Like, I can quote it backwards.

Since the moment I laid eyes on Jericho Barrons, I wanted him. I wanted him to do things to me that pink and clueless MacKayla Lane was shocked and appalled and … okay, yeah, well, utterly fascinated to find herself thinking about.

I did love Cher from Clueless. She had a great ’90s wardrobe. The pleated skirts and the little knee-high socks and the whole school-girl thing.

Javier Pastore wouldn’t get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He’s turd. Anyone who thinks he isn’t is clueless.

Gruff, I said, I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

Politicians are terrified of losing touch with folks back home but content to be clueless about governments failure to fix real problems.

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.

Imagine how asleep or utterly unperceptive and clueless you would have to be not to see yourself as absurd for the most part.