Browsing Topic Best Cocaine Quotes

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

Dialectical materialism works like cocaine, let’s say. If you sniff it once or twice, it may not change your life. If you use it day after day, though, it will make you into an addict, a different man.

That’s why cocaine is illegal – it makes pussy too easy to get.

Happiness lies within one’s self, and the way to dig it out is cocaine.

In my day, we didn’t have the cocaine, so we went out and knocked somebody over the head and took the money. But today, all this cocaine and crack, it doesn’t give kids a chance.

Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Conoco will build a $75 million plant to see if a process to convert natural gas to liquid fuel is profitable. It has to be. In California, gasoline is so expensive that people are trying to run their cars on cocaine.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

Space tourism is God’s way of telling you you aren’t spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

I wasn’t eating. I wasn’t sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.

Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that’s done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager does for Sunday mornings, although I wouldn’t know, being more partial to cocaine personally. Allegedly.

So much for the crusade against drugs . . . all America is actually doing is consolidating its position as the biggest dealer in addictive and lethal substances on the planet, waging war on all rivals, whether they take the form of the Thai domestic tobacco industry or the Colombian cocaine cartels.

Tobacco addiction sinks its claws in deeply, it’s just as powerful of [sic] an addiction as heroin or crack cocaine.

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

I have never tried [cocaine] in my entire life. I’ve never even seen it. … I am also way too high-strung. I can’t even take a Sudafed. Can you imagine? My God. I think my heart would explode.

Where once they used to say, ‘Cocaine is God’s way of saying you have too much money’ – now, maybe EDM is. Come ye lords and princelings of douchedom.

They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can’t compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It’s just baby food compared to that.

Philosophy, astronomy, and politics were marked at zero, I remember. Botany variable, geology profound as regards the mud stains from any region within fifty miles of town, chemistry eccentric, anatomy unsystematic, sensational literature and crime records unique, violin player, boxer, swordsman, lawyer, and self-poisoner by cocaine and tobacco.

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

When it snows in your nose, you catch cold in your brain.

Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain.

Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, ‘Alright, I’ll do a line.’ Then I was just bored longer.

Maybe if literature was prohibited the same way as cocaine, people out of pure curiosity would try to get a couple of lines

Your kiss is bitter with cocaine.

Just avoid things like racing trains to the crossing, doing cocaine, etc. Develop good mental habits.

While the collateral consequences of drugs such as cocaine are indisputably severe, they are not unlike those which flow from the misuse of other, legal, substances.

Don’t do cocaine. Don’t race trains. And avoid AIDS situations.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn’t hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

We take drugs because we want to feel a sense of connection, and we seek God for the same reason. The search, no matter where it’s directed – divine union or cocaine – begins with pain that comes from believing you’re separate from love. The key is using spiritual practice to turn inward, toward awareness, which is what we actually are.

Take crack cocaine. Particularly in the early days of the policy, ninety percent of the people being arrested were black, even though they didn’t use the drug at higher rates and even though their numbers in the general population are so low. How could that be? The thing is, you place all your resources in communities of color. And if you do that, you’re going to arrest black people.