Browsing Topic Best Crazy Quotes

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

I love breasts. I love the female shape. It’s crazy – you can have movie posters with men with machine guns but, oh, God forbid you show the nipples! That never ceases to amaze me.

One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

A problem is a chance for you to do your best.

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.

The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Don’t let the fear of striking out hold you back.

Every child needs at least one adult who is irrationally crazy about him or her.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

When we see others beginning to live their authentic selves, it drives us crazy if we have not lived out our own.

There’s no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there’s no excuse for boredom, ever.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.

We’re crazy, We’re living on crazy ideas about love, about relationships, about happiness, about joy, about everything.

The mark of a good marriage is when only one of you goes crazy at a time!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If there is a supreme being, he’s crazy.

The fact is, the Middle East has been going crazy for 50, 60, 70 years. So it’s not like, ‘Oh, I need an ISIS joke.’

Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults.

And besides, it drives the dragon crazy when you sing about his downfall even though you are bleeding

I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don’t want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I want it all.

Negative feelings are in you, not in reality. Stop trying to change reality. That’s crazy! Stop trying to change the other person. We spend all our time and energy trying to change external circumstances, trying to change our spouses, our bosses, our friends, our enemies, and everybody else. We don’t have to change anything. Negative feelings are in you.

That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy – when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I recommend learning how to come into the presence of stillness and vastness. Learn any form of meditation. Spend twenty minutes every day if possible, in meditation, listening to the crazy monkey mind inside you, and learning how to still the thoughts and discover that big, deep soulful part of yourself.

If we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.

If I couldn’t laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn’t laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren’t all crazy, we would go insane.

My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.

What we Americans go through to pick a president is not only crazy and unnecessary but genuinely abusive. Hundreds of millions of dollars are spent in a craven, cynical effort to stir up hatred and anger on both sides.

Crazy. Karma is a b****. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!