Best Derby Quotes

Remember the people in the back streets of Derby.

If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54.

To win the Kentucky Derby is the goal of every trainer, every hot-walker, every backside person. They may be just rubbing on a horse, or hot-walking a horse, but they wonder if they could win the Kentucky Derby.

I don’t remember half of the new bands, though – and I think that’s kind of where we’re going. It’s turning into just a big derby of songs. May the best song win.

I realize this is blasphemy, but a few weeks ago I tried to watch a NASCAR race being run at Talladega. I lasted about five minutes before terminal boredom overtook me. It appeared to be nothing more than a high-speed freeway commute–a mob of luridly painted, identical lumps of metal loping at 180 mph around the banking, fender to fender, nose to tail. Knowing the scenario would surely devolve into a multicar demolition derby that would thrill the goobers in the grandstands, I turned off the set to later learn that this time it was Jimmie Johnson who triggered the eight-car melee.

But there is always that unpredictability about a derby match and that’s what it was today.

The Merseyside derby games are unique in the city.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

The Manchester Derby is bigger and more important than El Classico.

Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby

Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.

I was a ‘Laurel and Hardy’ nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he’d want me to play him.

The Thoroughbred exists because its selection has depended, not on experts, technicians, or zoologists, but on a piece of wood: the winning post of the Epsom Derby. If you base your criteria on anything else, you will get something else, not the Thoroughbred.

So down thy hill, romantic Ashbourn, glides The Derby dilly, carrying three INSIDES.

I loved the world of roller derby because I thought it was such an empowering metaphor, that you get out there and do it. It’s such a rocker, athletic, capable, cool exhibitionist sport; it’s about this great sort of camaraderie.

Imagine a pantomime directed by Quentin Tarantino, where villains are booed, heroes are blood-stained, the body-count is high, the entertainment pulsating, the language filthy and the audience screamed behind you” as tackles hurtled in like boulders crashing down a mountain-side. Such was the epic drama that gripped the Emirates yesterday. A derby crammed with sound, fury and significance ended with everyone grasping for breath, with Arsenal regaining the high ground of the Premier League… This was the Premier League at its raw, mistake-filled, mesmerising best. Utterly compelling.

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one. This race attracts a very special breed.

We are creating a political demolition derby, not a presidential debate. Those strange impulses in the American soul that have produced mud wrestling and The Gong Show seem to have claimed the national campaign.

The best bet for the horses would be to stop betting on the Derby and other horse races, and to stop breeding, racing and killing thoroughbreds altogether

Among the defects of the bill [Lord Derby’s] which are numerous, one provision is conspicuous by its presence and another by its absence.

I can’t tell the difference between the best and the worst ’cause I realize not everybody wants to have sex in the middle of a demolition derby race in the car.

It is a human demolition derby!

He is as much a part of the Derby tradition as the Twin Spires themselves

You can’t run a mule in the Kentucky Derby.

Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain’t never been nowhere and you ain’t seen nothin’!

You can’t win the Kentucky Derby unless you’re on a thoroughbred.

Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I’m sure today’s won’t be any different.

Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.

Marcel Desailly was pretty hard when I played against him in a Milan derby.

Suddenly, I win the derby and people are talking about England again. It is absolutely pathetic

English civilization rests largely upon tea and cricket, with mighty spurts of enjoyment on Derby Day, and at Newmarket.

When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven’t cut the lawn since.

After winning the Derby aged just 18-Why all the fuss? After all, the Derby is just another race.