Best Dog Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Dogs don’t rationalize. They don’t hold anything against a person. They don’t see the outside of a human but the inside of a human.

Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Well it’s true, ever since I stopped eating meat I feel a lot better among animals, I feel I can be much more honest when I pat a dog.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

We who advocate peace are becoming an irrelevance when we speak peace. The government speaks rubber bullets, live bullets, tear gas, police dogs, detention, and death.

A foolish dog barks at a flying bird

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren’t paying for any superfluous leg.

I play Xbox. I have a little boy to look after. I have dogs. You know, I have things to do. I would love to be able to sit down and watch something like a movie. I watch my own movies because I have to.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an advertising agency, and probably were.

In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me ‘Jackie Who?’.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

May your trails be dim, lonesome, stony, narrow, winding and only slightly uphill. May the wind bring rain for the slickrock potholes fourteen miles on the other side of yonder blue ridge. May God’s dog serenade your campfire, may the rattlesnake and the screech owl amuse your reverie, may the Great Sun dazzle your eyes by day and the Great Bear watch over you by night.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That’s why it does crossword puzzles and builds atom bombs.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can’t be all that bad.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Remember that no one ever kicks a dead dog.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

The love of a dog for his master is notorious; in the agony of death he has been known to caress his master, and everyone has heard of the dog suffering under vivisection, who licked the hand of the operator; this man, unless he had a heart of stone, must have felt remorse to the last hour of his life.

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Dogs have found themselves in an odd predicament by living with humans. In the wild, dogs don’t need humans to achieve balance. They have a pack leader, work for food and travel with the pack. When we bring them into our world, we need to help them achieve balance by fulfilling their needs as nature intended. This takes exercise and discipline before affection, and always maintaining your calm, assertive pack leadership.