Browsing Topic Best Dog Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Your dog thinks you’re a god. Your cat thinks the dog’s an asshole.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Dogs don’t rationalize. They don’t hold anything against a person. They don’t see the outside of a human but the inside of a human.

Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

You can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.

With dogs and people, it’s love in big splashy colours. When you’re involved with a cat, you’re dealing in pastels.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Well it’s true, ever since I stopped eating meat I feel a lot better among animals, I feel I can be much more honest when I pat a dog.

The breeder can indeed lay the foundations of a good and serviceable dog but the trainer must see to it that he brings to their highest possible development, the physical and mental foundations already laid and thus his is the more grateful task.

If you can sit quietly after difficult news; if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm; if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic places without a twinge of jealousy; if you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate; you can fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill; if you can always find contentment just where you are: you are probably a dog.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

I can tell you exactly where the economy is going. It’s going to China, Honduras, Guatemala, Cambodia, Vietnam, Cipan, and any other place where you can pay people peanuts and have them work like dogs.

We who advocate peace are becoming an irrelevance when we speak peace. The government speaks rubber bullets, live bullets, tear gas, police dogs, detention, and death.

A foolish dog barks at a flying bird

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they’ll be faithful to you.

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren’t paying for any superfluous leg.

They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another.

I play Xbox. I have a little boy to look after. I have dogs. You know, I have things to do. I would love to be able to sit down and watch something like a movie. I watch my own movies because I have to.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.

It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an advertising agency, and probably were.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me ‘Jackie Who?’.