Browsing Topic Best Drinking Beer Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he’ll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s rebellion.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.

It doesn’t matter how many drugs I take, I’m not fulfilled. This isn’t satisfying. There’s a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don’t feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will… Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s the real rebellion.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost pure beauty in another face, totally and enchantingly female. They had it over us: they planned much better and were better organized. While men were watching professional football or drinking beer or bowling, they, the women, were thinking about us, concentrating, studying, deciding – whether to accept us, discard us, exchange us, kill us or whether simply to leave us. In the end it hardly mattered; no matter what they did, we ended up lonely and insane.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That’s when I started to be interested in girls.

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.