Browsing Topic Best Fifty Year Olds Quotes

Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That’s who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I’m a piece of crap?

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I won’t be able to do what I’m doing forever. There aren’t that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don’t have to take responsibility anymore. Most of the guys I know would punch me on the nose for saying this, but maybe we do have to bring back conscription.

I’m not really sure what makes a book a ‘classic’ to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

When Sleeping Beauty wakes up, she is almost fifty years old

It is a very wonderful experience indeed, when, at fifty years old, you suddenly discover that for the first time in your life, you are really free to be yourself.

Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I’m still pretty.

And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life.

There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they’re China. ‘Hello there! You’re so far away, I can’t get to you! Can you even hear me?

Change excites me. I am fifty years old. It’s when the mind catches up with the body.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.