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Sarah Palin has already had an effect on foreign relations… The new president of Pakistan, Ali Zardari, is in hot water, because last week, Sarah was on a class trip to New York, where she met foreign leaders… And one of the leaders she met was Zardari, and he was gushing over her. He said, oh, you’re more gorgeous in person than you are on TV. And so the people in his home country of Pakistan, the Islamists, they issued a fatwa on him, for being too ‘flirty.’ And when Sarah today was told that Zardari had gotten a fatwa because of her, she said, ‘I know, I felt it when he hugged me.’
Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me. I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out.