Browsing Topic Best Funny Age Quotes

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it’s too weak to go very far.

You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Time and tide wait for no man.

We are always the same age inside.

No man is ever old enough to know better.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that makes them ugly. The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. If you foolishly ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.