Browsing Topic Best Funny Chocolate Quotes

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.

There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted.

I never do any television without chocolate. That’s my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I’m a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It’s amazing I’m so slim.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power…it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.