Browsing Topic Best Funny Family Reunion Quotes

You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

The family is a haven in a heartless world.

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.

The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.

This packrat has learned that what the next generation will value most is not what we owned, but the evidence of who we were and the tales of how we loved. In the end, it’s the family stories that are worth the storage.

When you look at your life the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

Family is essential because we all yearn to feel like we belong to something greater than ourselves.